New career already?

SWMBO decided we should enter this competition:

As I have lots of time now, she thought I should think up the catchy 'complete the statement' bit.

I think I may have entered this sort of thing once, possibly twice in my lifetime.

We decided to use the letters S T A L B A N S to come up with something appropriate. Out comes the dictionary and I get to work, coming up with:

I like to invite my friends and family to visit St.Albans because...

St.Albans is:

Stylish

Tranquil

Ancient

Lively

Beguiling

Attractive

Noble

Superb

Telephone call last night, "You've won a night at the Noke Hotel".

Now, just a minute SWMBO...this is bed and breakfast. You are going to want a drink (or three) in the bar, a meal in the restaurant (with wine), and we are going to end up well out of pocket.

I need some rules for my new career as 'slogan writer and competition winner'.